Telephone

A man I needed to call home, but the only pay phone he could find was in use. So, he stood to the side and waited politely until it was free, thinking it would only be a couple of minutes.
Five minutes went by, and still the man was on the phone. He was just standing there, not saying a word.

Ten minutes later, he was still not talking. Finally, the man tapped the guy on the shoulder and asked if he could use the phone. "I am sorry but I really need to make an important call."

"Hold your horses," responded the man using the pay phone, covering the receiver. "I'm talking to my wife."