VAGINA: SMELLS LIKE TUNA!

"HEY MAN, HOW COME MY HEROIN SMELLS LIKE TUNA?"

(What else could I say?)

Oldcatman
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****Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags Of Heroin!!
(3 Bags Of Heroin Also Found In Jacket.)

SCRANTON, Pa. -- Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.

Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press.
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